How To Foil A UFO Abduction
A. Never travel alone in the woods. No UFO abduction has ever involved more than seven people.
B. Dress like a tourist and carry cameras and a map. Appear willing to go with the aliens.
C. Focus your thoughts toward the alien. Tell it, "Leave me alone. Go Away, I have a virus."
If you answered C, I'd say you're ready for a jaunt in the woods. That question came up while Chad and I were playing the Worst Case Scenario Survival game. No joke.
How I survived 30 years without knowing that? I'll never know.
posted by Raquel @ 6:13 PM
2 Comments:
Glad you now have that new knowledge - you'll be safe from aliens at leastr another 30 years now :)
Ah - the more important question is what *important* piece of knowledge is now no longer in your head because it's space has been usurped by this random fact? :D Or perhaps *I* should be worrying about that too!
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